absurd premises 146l30
Manga
a collection of manga that had me do a double take on reading the description bc either the premise was so insane i had to know how on earth the author was planning execute it, its a concept i never would've thought of in a million years, is perverse in a way that's so wild it circles back around to sexless, or simply is so wack that morbid curiosity got the better of me. some are less severe than others, really this stack ranges from 'oh that's a bit of an odd idea' to 'who on EARTH could POSSIBLY be the target audience for this???' so uh. good luck.
i don't think im even recommending these i just can't be the only one forced to know that they exist
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edit: if One more person recommends i read Magic Mushroom and add it to this list, im throwing the servers to this website into a ravine you cretins i draw the LINE at TALKING PENIS GIRLS HENTAI YURI MUSHROOM SEX. like. i do not care to know that the porny living penis literature is about them jettisoning off of dudes' bodies, turning into women & having a lesbian shag off, IM trying to live in PEACE. stop telling me things!!!!!!! have i not already suffered more than god
i hope y'all are enjoying the stack bc im losing my already dwindling marbles doing this
i don't think im even recommending these i just can't be the only one forced to know that they exist
(updating!)
edit: if One more person recommends i read Magic Mushroom and add it to this list, im throwing the servers to this website into a ravine you cretins i draw the LINE at TALKING PENIS GIRLS HENTAI YURI MUSHROOM SEX. like. i do not care to know that the porny living penis literature is about them jettisoning off of dudes' bodies, turning into women & having a lesbian shag off, IM trying to live in PEACE. stop telling me things!!!!!!! have i not already suffered more than god
i hope y'all are enjoying the stack bc im losing my already dwindling marbles doing this
Ore no Kokan wa Bishoujo Datta no ka 324d3k

Manga, ? vol, 2022 Me:- Author:-
this one's like the poster boy for weird manga. his junk straight up turns into a girl. truly which editor read this premise and was like 'yeah alright. book him.' bc i need to speak with them so immediately
Ringo Tensei: Kindan no Kajitsu wa Kyou mo Korokoro to Musou suru 5l4x3d

Manga, 3 vol, 2022 Me:- Author:-
he reincarnates into an apple. literally an apple.
Watashi no Kawaii Rejibukuro Neko 1o2o5c

Manga, 1 vol, 2022 Me:- Author:-
girl living in an apartment that doesn't allow pets is SO obsessed with cats that she takes in a cat-like plastic bag as a companion instead
Sarazanmai 3d5tg

Manga, ? vol, 2019 Me:- Author:-
okay truthfully i watched some of the anime in highschool and it just really lost me at the 'defeat of the enemy always ends with a magical girl style entering of a teenager's arsehole'
Niwatori Fighter 4p4h1f

Manga, ? vol, 2020 Me:- Author:-
its a shounen where the protagonist is a chicken. art looks raw af tho
edit: ive been told theres chicken hook-up culture in the chicken shounen. god hell christ, is there not enough suffering in the world already
edit: ive been told theres chicken hook-up culture in the chicken shounen. god hell christ, is there not enough suffering in the world already
Sanda 2h4u6p

Manga, 16 vol, 2021 Me:- Author:-
what if santa could legally beat the hell and earth out of you
Midori no Hibi 4s2b2p

Manga, 8 vol, 2002 Me:- Author:-
god where do i even start. what on earth would possess someone to write an EIGHT VOLUME story about a guy who's hand becomes a girl. its like baby's first flop sex joke
Shiori Experience: Jimi na Watashi to Hen na Ojisan 5v71w

Manga, ? vol, 2013 Me:- Author:-
help! im possessed by legendary rockstar jimmy hendrix and he wants me to follow my dreams of rocking out severely!
Kigurumi Guardians 1r2x60

Manga, 3 vol, 2013 Me:- Author:-
every new sentence in the description of this one was like a shot in the gut. the kigurumi penguin is sentient. the kigu penguin is living in a high schooler's house uninvited. now she has to fight interdimensional beings with the kiguman. she has to kiss the kiguman to do this. why any of this happens is unexplained it doesn't even explain why she's randomly got a broom on the cover im. i am in neverending despair
Gleipnir 4591h

Manga, 14 vol, 2015 Me:- Author:-
i simply don't like the visceral reaction i had to the idea she nakedly crawls into his fleshy fursuit and pilots him from the inside via his innards like some fnaf role-play gone wrong
Uchi no Maou Kamimasen yo 6e3h63

Manga, 4 vol, 2014 Me:- Author:-
what do you MEAN they are keeping a fully grown man with horns as a family pet
Isekai Kuimetsu no Same 1t2j42

Manga, ? vol, 2020 Me:- Author:-
SHARKNADO BLAST SHARKNADO BLAST SHARKNADO BLAST
Sore wa Tada no Senpai no Chinko 413v2o

Manga, 1 vol, 2017 Me:- Author:-
did i do something wrong in a past life? why are there MULTIPLE MANGA about severed penises becoming alive suddenly. like sure okay this time its like if your chia pet was someone's hog instead of a whole woman but that's besides the point. was there a cultural penis flashpoint i missed sometime or something. what rock was i under when the schlong renaissance happened fr bc there's no way this is a fun little coincidence
Ningyohime no Gomen ne Gohan 2zn39

Manga, 7 vol, 2017 Me:- Author:-
this one starts so silly but the premise after a while starts to lean more into the psychological horror side of 'princess of a vast kingdom is actively weaponising her grief to fraternise with her natural predators and cannibalise her own people'
also BBC's Sherlock appeared as a delinquent in one chapter unprovoked and i had to get up from my computer and take a 30 minute walk to recover. so. take that how u will
also BBC's Sherlock appeared as a delinquent in one chapter unprovoked and i had to get up from my computer and take a 30 minute walk to recover. so. take that how u will
Akikan! 2x1s63

Manga, 1 vol, 2008 Me:- Author:-
she's a sentient can of melon juice soda. and, you guessed it, she has to snog him to survive because without carbon dioxide (which, for the record, is ALREADY in the AIR) she will die or turn back into aluminum or smth god idk this stack is just a record of my descent into madness
Subete ni Iya Girl 3zv3b

Manga, 5 vol, 2000 Me:- Author:-
86 chapters about a girl with an arrow stuck in her head. this one isnt even bad im just curious to see how they would expand on that premise
Opapagoto 5lq2h

Manga, 3 vol, 2013 Me:- Author:-
this was pitched to me as 'kidnapping family warfare with lesbians'. can't even begin to imagine what that means
Ki ni Naru Mori-san g1a5n

Manga, 1 vol, 2016 Me:- Author:-
okay this one's actually quite sweet but 'she gets nervous and oops! now she's a tree' is the funniest romance schtick ive heard in a while
Kisei Kanojo Sana: Parasistence Sana 156y20

Manga, 2 vol, 2012 Me:- Author:-
the mc's tapeworm becomes his girlfriend. i think. christ alive i am so tired
Doukyuusei no Macho-kun 576o4t

Manga, 2 vol, 2014 Me:- Author:-
just look at him. why is he that way. who did this to him. he looks like they put hazuki nagisa on a diet of pure unrefined steroids
Nezumi Royale 3p2n6i

Manga, ? vol, 2024 Me:- Author:-
MOUSE WITH GUN BLAST MOUSE WITH GUN BLAST MOUSE WITH GUN BLAST
Oshite Dame nara Oshitemiro! g6x6o

Manga, ? vol, 2019 Me:- Author:-
what do you MEAN she's sexually attracted to SNAKES?? HELLO??? can anyone HEAR ME on this earth
Kuroneko to Majo no Kyoushitsu 4t3y6f

Manga, ? vol, 2022 Me:- Author:-
a girl who wants to be a sorcerer makes a deal with a talking cat to learn magic; a cat which used to be the most powerful sorcerer teaching at the magic school she wants to attend. seems pretty standard manga premise right?
guess again: as a part of this deal, she has to regularly kiss the cat's BARE ARSEHOLE just so he can turn into a human. theres a HALF PAGE image of this happening in the first chapter. the authors in this stack combined Will pay for my therapy
guess again: as a part of this deal, she has to regularly kiss the cat's BARE ARSEHOLE just so he can turn into a human. theres a HALF PAGE image of this happening in the first chapter. the authors in this stack combined Will pay for my therapy
Sekkou Boys: Kamigami to Eiyuu no Idol Group 1f1b48

Manga, ? vol, 2016 Me:- Author:-
a newly appointed idol manager is assigned to a boy band solely made up of graeco-roman statues. and they're not even the full statues. they're just the busts. no arms, just shoulders. and look okay ittedly I Am Lowkey Sat for this one, but what a wild kick off point. how will they do the j-pop heart pose. i wanna see them on Hot Ones
Chintsubu 21m3w

Manga, 4 vol, 2004 Me:- Author:-
okay so the fact i have now found a THIRD manga in which penises become alive really does have me believing there was a knob zeitgeist i just somehow missed because how ELSE could this have happened three times in the last two decades. this one even has penis swaps bc why on earth not? we're already off the cliff and into the ocean why not trade chodes with ur bro who cares
truly. in what godawful sense otherwise would this be a commonly happening genre, if not a rapid overhaul of popular culture driving us on diversion to the weiner zone. who, if not, is asking for TALKING PENI in multiple different flavours of LivingPecker fantasy, hm? there HAS to have been a wang zenith i was busy twiddling my thumbs for and there can be no other explanation because like, i was alive the Whole Time from 2004 to 2022. i must've blinked at the wrong moment, fell off the grid somehow bc WHEN could this have happened in that time frame. who orchestrated this. WHY would there be THREE OF THEM???????
if this was an evil plot by my nemesis, i tip my hat and prepare the cannons. if not, there are several authors i need to speak to and sue imminently. i should never have made this stack.
truly. in what godawful sense otherwise would this be a commonly happening genre, if not a rapid overhaul of popular culture driving us on diversion to the weiner zone. who, if not, is asking for TALKING PENI in multiple different flavours of LivingPecker fantasy, hm? there HAS to have been a wang zenith i was busy twiddling my thumbs for and there can be no other explanation because like, i was alive the Whole Time from 2004 to 2022. i must've blinked at the wrong moment, fell off the grid somehow bc WHEN could this have happened in that time frame. who orchestrated this. WHY would there be THREE OF THEM???????
if this was an evil plot by my nemesis, i tip my hat and prepare the cannons. if not, there are several authors i need to speak to and sue imminently. i should never have made this stack.
Ikkakujuu wa Tsuranukanai! 4h68

Manga, 2 vol, 2018 Me:- Author:-
my head is in my hands. the magic horse wants to shag her, that's the plot. genuinely this manga is tagged with bestiality. the art is so cute on the cover and for What. for Who. eating raw sawdust would be a better pastime.
Isekai no Toilet de Dai wo Suru. 1h2lr

Manga, 3 vol, 2018 Me:- Author:-
man reincarnates and immediately gets to levelling his sharting experience, and y'know what? compared to some of the other thinly veiled fetishes the mangaka on this stack have tried to sneak into seinen manga? at least this one is honest about it. narrative focus on a guy taking a dump in the best fantasy bog he can find.
well. we all need a hobby i guess.
well. we all need a hobby i guess.
Kaze no Chinkorou 116fq

Manga, 1 vol, 1992 Me:- Author:-
right. that's it. im burning this stack as repentance the SECOND we hit fifty. if we hit fifty. if i MAKE it to fifty.
this is a slice-of-life about a wandering penis. the joke writes itself.
the devil. he laughs at me.
this is a slice-of-life about a wandering penis. the joke writes itself.
the devil. he laughs at me.
Chio-chan no Tsuugakuro 4n4h5d

Manga, 9 vol, 2014 Me:- Author:-
man was this such a breath of fresh air. the pitch here is that the mc never makes it to school, as she finds more and more ridiculous obstacles on her journey everyday. finally. a barmy premise that's hopefully maybe not someone's extremely niche kink. maybe there is hope. a light at the end of the tunnel.
edit: NEVERMIND. I JUST FOUND OUT IT WAS DRAWN BY A HENTAI ARTIST. IM WALKING INTO THE OCEAN AND NOT COMING BACK NO ONE LOOK FOR ME
edit: NEVERMIND. I JUST FOUND OUT IT WAS DRAWN BY A HENTAI ARTIST. IM WALKING INTO THE OCEAN AND NOT COMING BACK NO ONE LOOK FOR ME
Thermae Romae 3o1a4v

Manga, 6 vol, 2008 Me:- Author:-
its a reverse isekai about a roman guy getting flushed to modern Japan and excitedly learning all about their bathing culture so he can revolutionise rome bath-time when he gets back. LOVE that someone thought of this, clearly had a silly little giggle to themselves, and then locked in to a 6 volume narrative dedication, that is SO funny to me
Gintama u3q2w

Manga, 77 vol, 2003 Me:- Author:-
look. you know why he is here. i dont think we need to discuss it
Gokuchuu! q611g

Manga, 4 vol, 2021 Me:- Author:-
essentially, the mc gets caught with weed (rip) and they chuck her in the slammer. she has no self-awareness whatsoever to the fact that she's in jail. for crime. that she repeatedly committed and was caught and imprisoned for. she only cares about writing letters to her little sister and making good memories with her fellow prisoners; she doesn't even know what solitary confinement is WHILE SHE'S IN IT. its hilarious.
hope it works out for her fr tho get ur bestie bag girlie
hope it works out for her fr tho get ur bestie bag girlie
Gachaman 4l6g6n

Manga, 8 vol, 2021 Me:- Author:-
an amnesiac delinquent wakes up to find he has a gratitude-powered gacha machine mysteriously installed in his chest and that the gacha inside can not only restore his memories but give him randomised superpowers too.
like. you guys are hearing this right. do you think some of these authors spin a wheel to hit the most niche-of-the-niche concepts to go absolutely ham on? like. this manga is eight volumes long. eight whole volumes of gachatits... the mind boggles
like. you guys are hearing this right. do you think some of these authors spin a wheel to hit the most niche-of-the-niche concepts to go absolutely ham on? like. this manga is eight volumes long. eight whole volumes of gachatits... the mind boggles
'Cause Calypso Can 2w5825

Manhwa, ? vol, 2024 Me:- Author:-
what's getting me about this one is that the title has??? nothing to do with the premise??? its allegedly about a reincarnated heroine trying to escape her third life as a character in a childcare manga by taking advantage of dragon-reality-warping with the help of her family, who (apparently) have no idea who she is, which okay yeah by itself??? is Wild, sure, but???
where and how does the ORCA fit in to this? did they forget to mention it. who is he. what is his porpoise (badum tsh)
edit: for anyone confused, before the English adaptation this manga was called 'Black Killer Whale Baby'. which, y'know. explains less than nothing. like maybe it gives credence to the orca on the cover art but beyond that? be deadass. not a chance in a million that u could guess that plot by those two dumb facts alone
where and how does the ORCA fit in to this? did they forget to mention it. who is he. what is his porpoise (badum tsh)
edit: for anyone confused, before the English adaptation this manga was called 'Black Killer Whale Baby'. which, y'know. explains less than nothing. like maybe it gives credence to the orca on the cover art but beyond that? be deadass. not a chance in a million that u could guess that plot by those two dumb facts alone
Ero Yume Aquarium 14x6z

Manga, 1 vol, 2019 Me:- Author:-
ngl the title of this one made me laugh so hard i HAD to read it and long story short its about a closeted guy falling in love with a marine biology nerd after a trip to the aquarium starts giving him weird dreams. and the wildest thing is, overall? it wasn't that bad! sure there were the occasional tentacles and maybe im desensitised after reading so much dogshite manga over the years but y'know what? they seemed happy together, even if the journey was a little uh. fishy. they matched freaks, if you will.
its still a bit beyond me that someone looked at starfish shagging it and said 'you know what would make this better. repressed gay people' and didn't let anyone stop them, but eh, look. they can't all be sentient schlongs. sometimes the premise is a barely disguised niche fetish you never would've thought of on even a cold day in hell, but the story somehow turns out earnest. what can you do! the copium drip is working
its still a bit beyond me that someone looked at starfish shagging it and said 'you know what would make this better. repressed gay people' and didn't let anyone stop them, but eh, look. they can't all be sentient schlongs. sometimes the premise is a barely disguised niche fetish you never would've thought of on even a cold day in hell, but the story somehow turns out earnest. what can you do! the copium drip is working
Avant-garde Yumeko 6c52l

Manga, 1 vol, 2003 Me:- Author:-
look. to be absolutely crystal here, im not going out of my way to find penis themed literature, okay? somehow, through methods and dictations beyond me, they keep finding ME. who is out there is trying to trick me away from shoujo into the penis dimension bc ive HAD it with you
this manga kinda reminds me of Oogami San Can't Keep It In, in that its a story about a female protagonist with a fixation on male bodies who struggles to communicate her wants, as she's still figuring out what attraction means to her. and yeah. in the literal sense that's not too weird, plenty of coming of age series that follow a similar theme. but then she somehow ends up in a situation where she's blackmailing and dehumanising a senpai into abstract nude modelling for her and putting acrylic paints on his chode to make prints, and truthfully it all kinda lost the plot from there
so. im allowing it as absurd as in 'surrealist', rather than as 'barmy', but ugh. UGH. can i have a REST from the dick manga i BEG of you
this manga kinda reminds me of Oogami San Can't Keep It In, in that its a story about a female protagonist with a fixation on male bodies who struggles to communicate her wants, as she's still figuring out what attraction means to her. and yeah. in the literal sense that's not too weird, plenty of coming of age series that follow a similar theme. but then she somehow ends up in a situation where she's blackmailing and dehumanising a senpai into abstract nude modelling for her and putting acrylic paints on his chode to make prints, and truthfully it all kinda lost the plot from there
so. im allowing it as absurd as in 'surrealist', rather than as 'barmy', but ugh. UGH. can i have a REST from the dick manga i BEG of you
Tama Torarechatta yooooo 4a6846

Manga, 3 vol, 2023 Me:- Author:-
so. this manga is called 'I've Got My Balls Takennnnn~~!' in english. that is not what i MEANT when i said no more PENIS MANGA.
from a horrified skim read of the first chapter, its about the yakuza getting attacked by some guy with a wolf mask and a magic sword that turns them into girls, and its played so straight its insane. not ONLY does the hitman turn out to be an orphaned teenager, but he murders the yakuza leader in a 1v1 fight to the death, turns him into a little girl thats 'like a baby' (VERBATIM QUOTE) and then kidnaps her to be his fake sister. dude then lies to a nun about the yakuza baby girl being his sister. for no apparent reason.
humanity is doomed so severely guys im regressing into a fish to save myself you should too
from a horrified skim read of the first chapter, its about the yakuza getting attacked by some guy with a wolf mask and a magic sword that turns them into girls, and its played so straight its insane. not ONLY does the hitman turn out to be an orphaned teenager, but he murders the yakuza leader in a 1v1 fight to the death, turns him into a little girl thats 'like a baby' (VERBATIM QUOTE) and then kidnaps her to be his fake sister. dude then lies to a nun about the yakuza baby girl being his sister. for no apparent reason.
humanity is doomed so severely guys im regressing into a fish to save myself you should too
Gerekusis 56931

Manga, 2 vol, 2016 Me:- Author:-
*bill hader's stefan voice* this manga has everything. unseen creatures that lie about being god. baumkuchen. unlikely friendship between coworkers. chibification. viscerally graphic death of a hairball. decapitation. a sudden and unexplained appearance of a forest. a character called delusion. several creatures willingly eating dirt. butthead resurrection.
man now THIS is some absurdity. finally, good god i was losing it there.
man now THIS is some absurdity. finally, good god i was losing it there.
Sentai Red Isekai de Boukensha ni Naru 6g3fv

Manga, ? vol, 2020 Me:- Author:-
its a SENTAI. ISEKAI. oh im seated and sat. SO sat and seated.
the idea of blending isekai fantasy with super sentai is SO COOL?? wizards and mechas?? in the same manga?? i really hope this one is good bc that premise is inspired, blended genres my BELOVED
the idea of blending isekai fantasy with super sentai is SO COOL?? wizards and mechas?? in the same manga?? i really hope this one is good bc that premise is inspired, blended genres my BELOVED
Shin Chimoguri Ringo to Kingyobachi Otoko 60s3c

Manga, 2 vol, 2015 Me:- Author:-
ok so. picture this. theres a man with a gold fish bowl for a head, right. he murders people with the goldfish. the goldfish then, stay with me here, floats over and drinks the blood of the victim, who then also becomes a goldfish. this is forever, they are a goldfish forever, okay? okay. the victim gets like a lil time to be a dead human and then they're a goldfish now forever.
so the mc, his sister got goldfish'd. heartbreaking, and he has to take care of her, bc she's a goldfish and can't do stuff anymore, you see. he keeps her in a crappy lil fishbowl on a wheelchair. and he meets this girl, whose name is apple, her name is apple, who wears a school swimsuit even though she can't swim and keeps a gun hanging around her neck at all times. now, apple girl here can use her funky lil illegal weapon to shoot herself into the wounds of the fishbowl man's victims-- stay WITH me here guys-- and if she's quick enough on the draw she can stop the goldfish-ification. somehow. within the human goop. with her gun. by shooting them with her gun. she shoots them direct in the neck with her magic gun and teleports into their bloodless body. okay?
and her mentor strawberry-- they're all named after fruits by the way, hope we're all keeping up with this-- says that becoming a goldfish isn't ACTUALLY for forever and you can be ungoldfished. maybe. perhaps. this has something to do with 'blood diving', which is presented as a term we should all already know, where you do the shooting into the open neck POST-goldfish blood sucking but PRE-goldfish-ification. do we all get it. are we all on board. is this all making sense
there's also a girl called watermelon who turns people into watermelons for fun, but we don't have time to talk about her. sorry. just can't believe her name is literally watermelon
so the mc, his sister got goldfish'd. heartbreaking, and he has to take care of her, bc she's a goldfish and can't do stuff anymore, you see. he keeps her in a crappy lil fishbowl on a wheelchair. and he meets this girl, whose name is apple, her name is apple, who wears a school swimsuit even though she can't swim and keeps a gun hanging around her neck at all times. now, apple girl here can use her funky lil illegal weapon to shoot herself into the wounds of the fishbowl man's victims-- stay WITH me here guys-- and if she's quick enough on the draw she can stop the goldfish-ification. somehow. within the human goop. with her gun. by shooting them with her gun. she shoots them direct in the neck with her magic gun and teleports into their bloodless body. okay?
and her mentor strawberry-- they're all named after fruits by the way, hope we're all keeping up with this-- says that becoming a goldfish isn't ACTUALLY for forever and you can be ungoldfished. maybe. perhaps. this has something to do with 'blood diving', which is presented as a term we should all already know, where you do the shooting into the open neck POST-goldfish blood sucking but PRE-goldfish-ification. do we all get it. are we all on board. is this all making sense
there's also a girl called watermelon who turns people into watermelons for fun, but we don't have time to talk about her. sorry. just can't believe her name is literally watermelon
Ejipuri! 1k1qt

Manga, 2 vol, 2015 Me:- Author:-
the female lead resembles an Ancient Egyptian mural and her romantic interest becomes obsessed with Ancient Egypt and that's the whole schtick.
that's what the premise is. that's it. they make a bunch of jokes about Egypt in the context of a gag romance and nothing else. no commentary on cultural appropriation, nope, perish the thought. just about a girl who looks like confiscation flat stanley.
that's what the premise is. that's it. they make a bunch of jokes about Egypt in the context of a gag romance and nothing else. no commentary on cultural appropriation, nope, perish the thought. just about a girl who looks like confiscation flat stanley.
Kiss My Ass p384o

Manga, 2 vol, 2013 Me:- Author:-
well we had a good run of no weirdly sexualised manga for a while, guess we had to hit a roadblock sometime. it's an entire manga about a high schooler trying to hide the fact he has agonising haemorrhoids and Yes! You Guessed It! it IS tagged with ecchi. because there is no god.
i took a glance at the first chapter and the mc calls a girl who shoves a suppository up his bare arse without warning or consent an 'anal angel'. lest to say a cheese grater to my eyes would be less mutilating
i took a glance at the first chapter and the mc calls a girl who shoves a suppository up his bare arse without warning or consent an 'anal angel'. lest to say a cheese grater to my eyes would be less mutilating